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Lucha Libre: I may become a regular

Okay, okay, I realize that I have taken a short break from my promised regular blog updates… My apologies to all my faithful readers (both of you??), and I will try to get things back in gear!!  I figured what better way to do that, than via a post about LUCHA LIBRE!!!  For those of you not familiar, Lucha Libre is basically the Mexican version of pro wrestling, only perhaps a bit more acrobatic. AND, the majority of the wrestlers (luchadores) wear masks (mascaras) that cover their entire head.

Flyer for our Lucha Libre match

Flyer for our Lucha Libre match

Attending a fight was definitely on my “Mexico City To-Do List”, but to be honest, I hadn’t made it a top priority. Luckily, one of our friends in our apartment building, Mark, is a die-hard fan (and by “die-hard”, I mean, “knew several luchador names & could identify their mascaras“). Last night Mark convinced us that instead of sitting at home without functioning TV or internet & hating Cablevision (our TV/internet provider) with the hatred of a thousand burning flames, a better idea would be to attend a Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre event. Which, for those of you not in the know, is only the world’s oldest existing pro wrestling organization. Durr.

In the spirit of Lucha Libre, we hopped in a libre taxi (our resolve partially strengthened by Mark being a native Spanish speaker & hence hopefully reducing our chances of being tagged as moron gringos waiting to be mugged/express kidnapped) and headed down to the Arena Mexico.

So many mascaras! So little time!

So many mascaras! So little time!

Tickets were a mere $10 each for 8th row seats near the ring on a Tuesday (we’d been told close seats are KEY for this). We were dealt a momentary blow when the security folks at the entrance confiscated both Mark & John’s cameras, leaving us unable to photograph the wild times inside. (Note to self: either bring a cell phone with a camera [ok] or hide camera in crotch area or bra; security people did not seem very interested in doing a thorough search.) However, we quickly recovered, found our seats, and were quickly overwhelmed by vendors offering anything from $2.50 cups of beer (apparently beer is a rip at Mexican sporting events too), to popcorn with hot sauce packets, to big bags of chips doused with hot sauce, to what seemed to be fruit cups ala Del Monte, to a variety of foods I couldn’t identify. We stuck with beer & popcorn.

Mark & John get ready to crack some skulls

Mark & John get ready to crack some skulls

The matches themselves were great/hilarious. Very acrobatic with lots of aerial moves. Brilliant masks and outfits. Even jumps off of the ropes onto the ground outside the ring. A few of the animal-themed highlights were el Tigre Blanco (the White Tiger) with tiger stripes on all his clothes & fur on his mask, and the Blue Panther, whose blue-paw-print speckled tights were vaguely reminiscent of my junior high school mascot (go Barr Bulldogs!!), except for the fact that he seemed to be wearing an adult diaper over them. The other two I found most amusing were Alex Koslov (“The Russian”), who elicited swoons from all the ladies  in the crowd because he was the first fighter who looked ripped (i.e. no backfat/beer belly), and Maximo, the “gay luchador”, who came out wearing some sort of one-shouldered leotard number with a fringey skirt. Maximo shrieked whenever he was hit & added the constant threat of kissing/inappropriately touching his opponents. He had the entire crowd chanting “beso, beso” (kiss, kiss).  Check out an entertaining video of his antics courtesy blog Blabbeando here or a photo here.

In summary, a Lucha Libre match is definitely worth a visit; the venue felt surprisingly safe, with attendees ranging in age from kids through grandmas, who happened to have some of the funniest/most vulgar chants from the stands. Finally got our cameras back outside the venue, so we stocked up on merchandise & took some key photos of Mark & John looking tough. And as penance for not updating my blog for two weeks, I am even posting one of me in our newly purchased mascara. The things I do for you people.

Wait for my soon-to-be-announced pro wrestling debut. My stage name will be "White Molasses"

Wait for my soon-to-be-announced pro wrestling debut. My stage name will be "White Molasses"

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9 Comments on “Lucha Libre: I may become a regular”

  1. #1 Susie
    on Aug 27th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    Your CABEZA looks so BONITA in your new MASCARA.
    Hilarious post! If Srta. Kirschbaum could see you now…

  2. #2 Kim
    on Aug 27th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    As one of your two faithful readers, let me say how glad I am that you are back!!! Looking forward to seeing this for myself when I’m in Mexico!

  3. #3 Penny
    on Aug 30th, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    The Masks are WAY TOO MUCH FUN – and I don’t even like wrestling!!!!! White Molasses could perhaps change my mind – but I feel certain tickets will be unavailable to me AT ANY PRICE due to intense local demand. RATS!!!

  4. #4 Jorge
    on Sep 12th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    You never cease to amaze me White Molasses. Great post…

  5. #5 Ernesto Arredondo
    on Oct 29th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Ei ei ei, very beautiful with mask, but much more without her!!!…
    Im Ernesto, but you tell me Neto. i dont speak english, jajajaja,so i will write in Spanish…

    Buscando unas fotos de máscaras de luchadores me topé con tu pagina, y me gustó lo que vi sobre tu visita a la Arena México.
    Yo vivo en Hermosillo, Sonora, al norte de México, colindando con Arizona, Baja California y Chihuahua.
    Soy inofensivo, no soy delincuente ni nada por el estilo.
    Puedes ver más de mi en http://www.metroflog.com/netoplus, así como en http://lacarpadelavida.blogspot.com/.

    Te mando muchos abrazos, y que bueno que estás en México, your welcome!!!

  6. #6 max johnson
    on Nov 10th, 2008 at 3:08 am

    Thank you for your very interesting blog
    Very useful blog
    http://www.youtube-youtube-youtube.com

  7. #7 Catherine
    on Nov 24th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    So, where exactly can I get tickets for such a glorious event?

  8. #8 Julie
    on Nov 25th, 2008 at 12:52 am

    Hi Catherine! You can either buy them at Arena Mexico the day of the event, or you can buy them in advance on http://www.ticketmaster.com.mx. On the ticketmaster website, either search for “lucha libre”, or click on “Deportes” at the top of the main page, then “Box/Lucha Libre”. I recommend the CMLL events at Arena Mexico.

    Also, you can get a feel for prices on the ticketmaster website & then just go buy them at the arena directly. Getting seats in one of the first ~8 rows is definitely worth it, and those seats are much cheaper during the Tuesday night events, rather than Fridays. Hope that helps!

  9. #9 Alfredo Edgardo
    on Jan 12th, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    Muy interesante

    Alfredo Edgardo
    entrepescachamame@live.com

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