I walked to DHL in my neighborhood to mail something today, and on the way home decided to grab a quick personal pizza from Pizza Hut. Yes, it was against my better judgement, but I was in a hurry & we have virtually no food in our house. While waiting for my pizza, I was almost tempted to a) walk out and b) throw up after staring at the 10+ advertisements in the store for Pizza Hut’s new “Cheesy Pops Salchicha“.
This is apparently the latest improvement on Pizza Hut’s previous gem of just plain “Cheesy Pops” (aka Cheese Bites for those of you in the US), wherein a circle of attached nuggets appear to excrete cheese onto the rest of the pizza. Only now, the cheese excretion is plugged up by the insertion of a dirty sausage (salchicha) into the mix. Blech.
I’m sure these are both probably old news by now in the US, but suffice it to say I was disturbed enough to feel that it merited a comment. I figure it is only a matter of time before they announce a pizza here that is ringed by multiple quesadillas welded onto the perimeter. Here is an interpretation from someone with absolutely no graphic design tools at her disposal: