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Sluggy McSluggerson recounts some Mexico Highlights!

Ok, so I’ve been a slug. Every now and then, I like to do a blog post outlining all the riveting topics I’ve been meaning to write about, promise you that I will actually write about them, and then never execute on this.  Which sucks, because we have been some really amazing places in Mexico that I would highly recommend, if I ever got around to recommending them. :)

As a temporary fix to this, I thought I’d quickly highlight the best of my “Haven’t Blogged About Them” Mexico spots (and then vaguely promise to elaborate on them at an unforeseen later date).

IXTAPA: When I was trapped at school one weekend, John abandoned me for a much more glamorous weekend with a former boss of his who was in Ixtapa for the week with family. They stayed at this crazy-pretty house on the beach called Casa del Sol. It is located right next to a ski-lift (essentially), so he didn’t even have to exert himself going up & down to the beach, and the live-in staff of 3 took care of every food & drink need. If you have money to burn & a week to spare, this sounds like a great place to do it.

The view over Ixtapa's bay from Casa del Sol

The view over Ixtapa's bay from Casa del Sol

A glimpse of the pool & house that John had to suffer in for 3 painful days... :) So jealous!! (see the house website for more pics)

GOOD VIEW OF MEXICO CITY + GOOD TACOS: To enable friend Kim to experience the monstrosity that is Mexico City, we drug her up to the top of the Torre Latinoamericana, which holds the impressive distinction of “used to be the tallest tower in Latin America”! What excitement!! But, they have a good viewing platform (once you get outside so as to avoid sweating to death in the greenhouse portion). We recovered by stuffing ourselves with beer and tacos at El Huequito, top contender for “best tacos al pastor” in DF.

Kim observes that Mexico City just won't quit!!

Kim observes that Mexico City just won't quit!!

This tower is so cool, it even has a mascot...?

This tower is so cool, it even has a mascot...?

After that rigorous multi-story elevator ride, we relax with beers & tacos al pastor galore at El Huequito.

After that rigorous multi-story elevator ride, we relax with beers & tacos al pastor galore at El Huequito.

SAN MIGUEL DE ALLENDE: During the swine-flu frenzy, we escaped town to check out San Miguel de Allende, generally known as “Hub of Retired Gringos”. This place has some of the most beautiful B&Bs I’ve seen in Mexico, but know that you will be paying US prices for the privilege of staying in them. :) The town is lovely & rife with tasty restaurants and trendy galleries. Food was amazing at a spot called “The Restaurant“.

The iconic pink Parroquia of San Miguel de Allende.

The iconic pink Parroquia of San Miguel de Allende.

"The Restaurant" (aptly named, eh?) is a good place to go for a manly man's drink.

"The Restaurant" (aptly named, eh?) is a good place to go for a manly man's drink.

GUANAJUATO: The second half of our swine-flu trip, we stayed in Guanajuato– town of crazy tunnels & colorful houses. It was cute & felt v. European with loads of plazas to lounge about outside. If you drive, abandon your car at first apparent parking garage below the city & walk everywhere.  Stayed in Hotel Casa del Agua & were v. pleased with it. Employee walked with us to get our car & rode with us back to the hotel parking lot (a standard service at that hotel, which gives you a feel for how much of a cluster the roads are in Guanajuato. This hotel also created our new Mexico travel requirement of “hotel bathroom must have solid toilet that flushes plus a vent that vents outside of the room”.  During the 1.5 days of food poisoning aftermath, we realized how lucky we were that Hotel Casa del Agua had exactly that.

I ate at La Capellina repeatedly while John was MIA; food was great. Go to the fancy-pants Hotel Refugio Casa Colorada on the hill for drinks but no need to spend the money/effort to stay there.

The view from the Casa Colorado restaurant terrace (note fall-preventative glass paneling).

The view from the Casa Colorado restaurant terrace (note fall-preventative glass paneling).

And another shot of colorful Guanajuato

And another shot of colorful Guanajuato

HUATULCO for our ANNIVERSARY: Huatulco, aka Las Bahías de Huatulco, is made up of 9 bays along the Oaxaca coast. Some of the bays are part of a National Park & hence untouched by development, resulting in some of the most amazing, pristine beaches I’ve seen in Mexico. (e.g. if you’ve seen the Mexican movie “Y Tu Mamá Tambien“, its famous beach scenes were shot here on Bahia de Cacaluta“). You can rent a small boat at the marina, and the captain will take you as many bays as you want & stop as often as you want to snorkel/check out the beach. I recommend getting one with a roof or the sun will roast you. Not sure how much we paid, but I want to say around $800-$900 pesos for as long as we wanted to be out? But I could be way off. The very last bay is developed & has loads of restaurants where you can eat amazingly fresh shrimp cocktail & fish.

The boat we rented to peruse the beaches & bays of Huatulco

The boat we rented to peruse the beaches & bays of Huatulco & its trusty captain.

Tasty seafood at Bahia San Agustin in Huatulco

Tasty seafood at Bahia San Agustin in Huatulco

One of the pristine beaches along the Oaxaca coastline

One of the pristine beaches along the Oaxaca coastline

We stayed at a gorgeous house called Villa Escondida located on the eastern-most beach (La Bocana). Whoever designed/built this house did an amazing job– infinity pool, hot tub on the roof, water feature in the entry way, master suite w/amazing views, a secret bar down on the beach. It’s a bit spendy, but we lucked out negotiating a deal due to post-swine-flu tourism slump. This place would be brilliant to rent out w/8 people, though you would have to battle for who gets the Mar Vista suite.

The couple, Elsa & Armando, that care for the place are super friendly & accommodating, picking you up from the airport in an air-conditioned SUV (so you can slowly acclimate to the humidity) & whipping up welcome drinks once you arrive.  Armando’s mango mojitos & hamburgers are both to die for– best hamburger I’ve had in Mexico to date. This beach was only marginally developed when we were there in May 2010, so it was v. quiet & private, yet had a great “meat & booze” restaurant around the corner. Only caveat– the Copalita River meets the ocean here, so it’s not a great beach for swimming- more for surfing, so if you are a “must be able to swim in ocean outside my door” type, be forewarned. But I personally found the beach to be absolutely beautiful.

The entryway into Villa Escondida

The entryway into Villa Escondida

And a view of the house from the beach

And a view of the house from the beach

SAN FRANCISCO, CA: This is not in Mexico. However, they did have lucha wine.

Luchador Shiraz: I recall it costing just enough to prevent you from buying it as a joke gift.

Luchador Shiraz: I recall it costing just enough to prevent you from buying it as a joke gift.

THE PYRAMIDS a.k.a. TEOTIHUACAN: In June, I finally made it to the pyramids with visiting friend Emily. If you come to Mexico City, it is totally worth the trip. Teotihuacan is located about 45 minutes north of the city, assuming no traffic drama. You can take a bus from the Terminal Central del Norte (reachable via metro to “Autobuses del Norte” on Yellow Line #5 ), just confirm it’s going to the Zona Arq. Teotihuacan or Teotihuacan ruinas or Piramides. Rumor has it tickets are ~$70 pesos for return trip. Alternatively, you can hire a taxi for the day for maybe $600 pesos to take you there, wait for you, and bring you back at your convenience. Obviously more spendy, but not bad split amongst 3-4 folks.

Here're Emily & I in front of the Pyramid of the Sun. This is the one you can climb up to the top.

Here're Emily & I in front of the Pyramid of the Sun. This is the one you can climb up to the top.

Other tips:

  • Bring water with you, as it isn’t sold within the ruins (just at stores outside).
  • Wear a hat/sunscreen; there is *no* shade out there & you will burn the crap out of yourself.
  • Leave early to beat crowds & the heat– I recommend leaving DF at 7:30AM.
  • I like to start near the Pyramid of the Sun (Puerta 5, if you drive). You can climb all the way up this one, which is much cooler if done before every other tourist & their pet dog arrives. Here’s a good map.
  • If you’re not going to pay for a guided tour (they do have them in English), I strongly recommend reading up a bit before you go or buying a book. Otherwise you will have 5,000 questions that the 10 plaques will not answer & you might not find the experience as interesting.
Our guide pressured us to act like morons while on the Pyramid of the Moon. Hot tip: if you stand on that lower platform (just above Emily's right foot) & yell your name, there are cool echoes. That is basically the only thing I recall from our guided tour.

Our guide pressured us to act like morons while on the Pyramid of the Moon. Hot tip: if you stand on that lower platform (just above Emily's right foot) & yell your name, there are cool echoes. That is basically the only thing I recall from our guided tour.

OAXACA: It’s pronounced Wah-ha-ka for anyone wondering how that combination of letters can possibly form a word. The drive between DF & Oaxaca City through the mountains was actually quite beautiful– duration of 5-6 hours depending on time required to escape Mexico City. The town is lovely, the food/mezcal are fantastic, and the archaelogical site (Monte Alban) offers sweet views over the whole valley. Another town with lots of cute B&Bs/hotels. We stayed at Los Pilares Hostal, which was very nice & cost ~$1000 pesos, but is a few blocks away from the action. The Centro Cultural Santo Domingo (an ex-convent) is worth checking out. For food, hit La Olla for comida & La Biznaga for dinner; Los Danzantes is good for the mezcal but I’d skip the food… not amazing for the $$ (except for the magical Hoja de Santa appetizer– a crazy-big leaf stuffed w/cheese). Also, La Farola was a great cantina for further mezcal sampling.

The toll road between Mexico City & Oaxaca is well-maintained and takes you through gorgeous scenery-- cactus forests, vibrant red soil, mountains, etc etc.

The toll road between Mexico City & Oaxaca is well-maintained and takes you through gorgeous scenery-- cactus forests, vibrant red soil, mountains, etc etc.

The vegetation outside the convent in the city of Oaxaca.

The vegetation outside the convent in the city of Oaxaca.

Me perched atop one of the many formations at Monte Alban, just a few minutes from downtown Oaxaca.

Me perched atop one of the many formations at Monte Alban, just a few minutes from downtown Oaxaca.

MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY IN COYOACAN (SEPT 16): The festivities for Dia de la Independencia start the nite before (Sept 15) at 11PM with the El Grito (the cry of independence). If I teach you nothing else, let it be that Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with Mexican Independence Day. :) Instead of joining in the craziness in the Zocalo, we went with some friends to the plaza in Coyoacan. In a nutshell, there is much excitement, food, carnival rides, fireworks, music, dancing, yelling, etc., though all of these to an even greater degree when it isn’t raining out. (boo) It is worth experiencing at least once– though try to learn some of the relevant songs/chants in advance to better blend in. 😉

We are all decorated-up with my stars & John's flag pin. Sandro is Mexican so apparently he doesn't feel like he needs to prove his support for Mexico by cheesily wearing patriotic colors... ;)

We are all decorated-up with my stars & John's flag pin. Sandro is Mexican so apparently he doesn't feel like he needs to prove his support for Mexico by cheesily wearing patriotic colors... ;)

They had an impressive fireworks performance in Coyoacan that included words, dates, and profiles of famous men depicted in flame! Here is a shot of the spinning fireworks, as the crowd (who is tightly pressed around the base of the fireworks) tries to avoid being sprayed by a flurry of sparks.

They had an impressive fireworks performance in Coyoacan that included words, dates, and profiles of famous men depicted in flame! Here is a shot of some spinning fireworks, as the crowd (who is tightly pressed around the base of the fireworks) tries to avoid being sprayed by a flurry of sparks.

ALEBRIJES ON REFORMA: If you’ve been to Mexico, you’ve likely seen for sale crazy-looking, multicolored animals made of paper-maché or wood. These are called alebrijes, and were originally conceived of by a guy in Mexico City in the 1930s. For the last two years during October, Mexico City has had an impressive display of gigantic alebrijes along la Avenida de Reforma (the main east-west drag through town). I hope they do it again this year, because these things are the coolest.

This alebrije eating a dragonfly rules. I am impressed at his ability to stabilize himself on his curled-up tail.

This alebrije eating a dragonfly rules. I am impressed at his ability to stabilize himself on his curled-up tail.

This one reminded me of some kind of deformed Trojan Horse...

This one reminded me of some kind of deformed Trojan Horse...

Ok, now we’re marginally caught up through the end of October 2009…. Please comment if you would specifically like to see more details/photos on any of the above topics, & I’ll see what I can do! 😉

Farewell for now from the blog slug!

Farewell for now from the blog slug!

Weekend escape to magical Hacienda Las Trancas

The Las Trancas fountain in the open courtyard on a gorgeous sunny day in central Mexico.

The Las Trancas fountain in the open courtyard on a gorgeous sunny day in central Mexico.

After living in Mexico for a year, I’ve been a bit delinquent in checking “spend lazy weekend in gorgeous centuries-old hacienda” off my to-do list. When friend Emily alerted me to her discovery of just such a place north of San Miguel, I jumped at the chance to experience all that a remote countryside hacienda has to offer. This particular spot seems to be best known as an amazing destination wedding venue for many lucky couples from the US & beyond, but they welcome groups of all sizes for whatever timeframe you can spare! Below is an account of our lovely weekend escape, which will hopefully inspire the rest of you to consider Las Trancas for your future lounging-about needs…

A view of half of the landscaped courtyard that's surrounded by the suites (as seen from the roof of the hacienda).

A view of half of the landscaped courtyard that's surrounded by the suites (as seen from the roof of the hacienda).

One of the beautiful flowers scattered around the property.

One of the beautiful flowers scattered around the property.

We departed DF for Hacienda San Joaquin de las Trancas at about 12:45PM on Friday afternoon, with an eye towards avoiding traffic heading north out of the city later in the day. Despite the ongoing construction of a crazy new elevated viaduct along the Pereferico Norte & some additional construction near San Miguel de Allende, we had virtually no problems getting to the hacienda in <4 hours. It’s located just north of Dolores Hidalgo in Guanajuato State (here’s a rough map to clarify). While ~4 hours may sound like a ways, the bulk of it is on toll roads where you can coast along at 80mph (while passersby blow your doors off at 90mph+). Also, you would be amazed how fast the time goes when you have a new friend in your car & have placed upon her the enormous social pressure of creating the road trip soundtrack on the fly with her Ipod, while your husband sits in the back seat shouting “Next song!” every 30-45 seconds. 😉

 

Anyway, the written directions from the hacienda’s website were quite clear & the roads largely well-signed (a rarity for these parts!). Once you turn off at the sign for Trancas (key note: look for it at km marker 100), you’ll start down a lovely well-paved road but then you may become suspicious as to whether you’ve made the right turn when the pavement stops & turns into dirt. Just keep going!!

John pauses shortly after our arrival for a wee rest in one of the many hammocks scattered around the smaller courtyard.

John pauses shortly after our arrival for a wee rest in one of the many hammocks scattered around the smaller courtyard.

We extracted ourselves from the car & entered the lush grounds of Las Trancas. As soon as we were spotted, Gerardo instantly offered us margaritas, chips and guacamole (yum). Kathleen also kindly welcomed us and encouraged us to begin our exploration of the grounds. We scampered off to tour each of the 11 rooms, all tastefully decorated with unique handicrafts, stunning wood furniture, vaulted ceilings, & the majority of which are enormous suites. The four of us in the first carload were quickly seduced by the novelty of the separate-level bathrooms, which I think 3 of the rooms have…. Stairs lead down from the bedroom to a bathroom the size of your average New York City apartment. This is how I was meant to live.

The dining room prepared for our arrival to dinner. Note the cupboards to the right stocked with plenty of wine & margarita glasses.

The dining room prepared for our arrival to dinner. Note the cupboards to the right stocked with plenty of wine & margarita glasses.

 

Our room, Hidalgo, at night. Stairs leading to the bathroom on the left; small patios out the doors to the right overlooked a lovely garden.

Our room, Hidalgo, at night. Stairs leading to the bathroom on the left; small patios outside doors to the right overlooked a lovely garden. There was also a massive desk at the other end of this room, and then a living room with couches/TV/fireplace just through a doorway on the left.

The bathroom hiding downstairs from our bedroom... This extended towards the right to have enough space for 5 people to do yoga on that rug, a huge closet, + 2 chairs as part of the, uh, viewing gallery?

The bathroom hiding downstairs from our bedroom... This extended towards the right to have enough space for 5 people to do yoga on that rug, a huge closet, + 2 chairs as part of the, uh, viewing gallery?

A shot of the horses socializing on Sunday morning. (photo courtesy Alla K.)

A shot of the horses socializing on Sunday morning. (photo courtesy Alla K.)

Wandering into the back half of the building, we discovered a beautiful fountain and open courtyard surrounded by some of the many horse stables onsite (they have 10 horses & 2 burros, and guided rides are included in the price!). We headed off to the right, winding our way back towards the garden where a pool and jacuzzi awaited discovery amongst the fruit trees and flowers. The garden revealed the source of the squash flowers (flores de calabaza) that we would later dine on, filled with potatoes and lightly fried. There seemed to be a vineyard in the works, but it was tough to tell how successful it is just yet.  Circling back around, we stopped to chat with the pretty ponies (and braying burros), and promptly returned for further debate over whether we’d each made the correct room choice. :)

The pool located behind the main hacienda building; jacuzzi is just to the right.

The pool located behind the main hacienda building; jacuzzi is just to the right.

A view over the up-and-coming vineyard out to the mountains in the distance. Some neighbor kids frolic nearby.

A view over the up-and-coming vineyard out to the mountains in the distance. Some neighbor kids frolic nearby.

Here's the wall at the rear of the hacienda that is riddled with bullets. They've not redone/built around this area out of respect to what happened here many moons ago...

Here's the aforementioned bullet-filled wall. They've not redone/built around this area out of respect to what happened here many moons ago...

From a historical perspective, there were plenty of interesting tidbits to be had. Construction on Las Trancas began back in 1567, but it didn’t receive the official “hacienda” moniker until 1709. (Centuries-old? Check.) As elaborated upon on the website, it housed notable visitors during Mexico’s turbulent fight for independence like Father Miguel Hidalgo, whose fav room John & I stayed in. One of John’s top pics from the trip shows a wall on the back side of the property that is riddled with bullet holes, perhaps at the expense of the group of renegade soldiers who hijacked a caravan of silver passing by & were rounded up to be “dealt with”.  There are also some unexcavated tunnels leading out from beneath the hacienda, used by a prior owner for as a secret escape route as needed.

Since we were only there from Friday afternoon through Sunday afternoon, we didn’t personally make any escapes out of the village area. However, I could see this being a great spot for a week-long stay due to the proximity of Dolores Hidalgo, San Miguel de Allende, Guanajuato, etc. (hello, Talavera pottery shopping, anyone??) The hacienda offers several activities to keep you entertained at no extra charge (i.e. a surprisingly nice gym, the aforementioned pool/jacuzzi, horserides, mountain biking, and near-constant eating), and there’s also a spa onsite. We took advantage of a horse ride through the cactus-laden terrain– good times had by all.

Bill & Nicole prepare themselves for the horse ride. We later discovered that Bill's horse was even a bigger fan of eating than MY horse, and also like to slowly waddle along until realizing how far back he was from his buddies. Then, a short sprint would ensue. Nicole's horse, on the other hand, would engage in any mean necessary to prevent my horse from passing him in line. VERY possessive of 2nd place, that one...

Bill & Nicole prepare themselves for the horse ride. We later discovered that Bill's horse was even a bigger fan of eating than MY horse, and also like to slowly waddle along until realizing how far back he was from his buddies. Then, a short sprint would ensue. Nicole's horse, on the other hand, would engage in any mean necessary to prevent my horse from passing him in line. VERY possessive of 2nd place, that one...

Here we are fording the river during our ride, . It was almost like we were on the Oregon Trail, except we weren't pulling a wagon & no one had diptheria.

Here we are fording the river during our ride, . It was almost like we were on the Oregon Trail, except we weren't pulling a wagon & no one had diptheria.

Here's me bonding with my hungry horse. I didn't catch his name, but we'll go with Señor Hambre, since he stopped to eat roughly every 2 minutes. Some may say I "didn't have control over my horse"; I will blame the fact I was not given any spurs...

Here's me bonding with my hungry horse. I didn't catch his name, but we'll go with Señor Hambre, since he stopped to eat roughly every 2 minutes. Some may say I "didn't have control over my horse"; I will blame the fact I was not given any spurs...

A couple of our companions also discovered a secret cactus farm/shop just down the hill from the hacienda, where a family sells some of the most amazing cacti (cactuses?) that I’ve ever seen. We bought six of them– this from a girl who’s longest prior flora relationship was with a basil plant purchased at the grocery store & raised in a pint glass for months until it was time for a big batch of pesto. (Wish me luck on this new engagement…)

Here are two of the cactus wreaths sold at the cactus farm/store down the hill from the hacienda. These were absolutely stunning, but need a fair amount of sun so I decided to pass on them...

Here are two of the cactus wreaths sold at the cactus farm/store down the hill from the hacienda. These were absolutely stunning, but need a fair amount of sun so I decided to pass on them...

...and instead purchased these little friends, who have yet to find a home outside of their plastic houses. I love the Mickey-ears cactus. BTW, I will accept wages on how long it will take me to kill one of these.

...and instead purchased these little friends, who have yet to find a home outside of their plastic houses. I love the Mickey-ears cactus. BTW, I will accept wagers on how long it will take me to kill one of these.

One of the tasty salads we had during our meals at Las Trancas. It was actually possible to eat reasonably healthy there, which is saying something for Mexican food. :)

One of the tasty salads we had during our meals at Las Trancas. It was actually possible to eat reasonably healthy there, which is saying something for Mexican food. :)

From a food perspective, I would say the food we had was very good & well-prepared. I wouldn’t say it’s fancy-pants/gourmet, but rather very well executed classical Mexican dishes. We didn’t make any specific meal requests in advance, but I got the impression they would be happy to accomodate any Mexican dishes that you’re hoping to sample. (P.S. Ask for the coconut ice cream. Mmmm.) They also have a wide selection of wines & liquors; we didn’t take advantage too much, since being cheap midwesterners, several of us came prepared with our own wine. However, I did appreciate their super-reasonable prices starting at $7 USD/bottle (and the fact they weren’t annoyed by all the $80 peso crap we carted in). :)

A couple other notable highlights of Las Trancas include:

  1. John prepares for his first spa treatment of the day. He seems to have taken quite well to this pampered life.

    John prepares for his first spa treatment of the day. He seems to have taken quite well to this pampered life.

    The Spa. The hacienda owners have worked with the surrounding village to create/train a coop of women who provide all the spa services onsite. The prices are highly compelling, with options ranging from a 90-minute hot stone massage or facial for a mere $35 USD, and a 60-minute total-body or reflexology massage for $20 USD. You’d be hard pressed to find those treatments in the US for less than triple any of those rates, which almost offsets the cost of lodging if you look at it from that perspective! This spoke to John’s bargain instinct, resulting in this spa virgin having THREE treatments over the course of 2 days (including a facial). All met with his approval. I tried both the hot stone & total-body massages, and found them to be quite effective in relaxing me– most notably when I heard myself almost start snoring during one of them. :)

     

     

     

     

     

  2. The owners are good people. Hacienda Las Trancas opened in its current incarnation just a few years ago under the watchful eyes of Kelley and Stephen, two gringos who entered a more active early retirement than they ever bargained for! Their interest in & efforts to give back to the Las Trancas community is obvious, starting with the 18 people they keep employed full-time year-round. 50% of the income from renting out the hacienda gets put back into the community, via “Proyecto Pueblito” to improve infrastructure & create jobs. The rest goes to back into the hacienda, which I’m sure requires plenty of maintenance to keep it looking so immaculate. So while staying at the hacienda may not be the cheapest weekend outing in Mexico, it certainly helps to know that your money is actually helping local residents instead of lining the pockets of some rich hotel baron!

To that end, you may be wondering how much does all this magical hacienda-ness cost & how can you make a reservation. As I mentioned previously, Las Trancas seems to have gotten a lot of business from destination weddings, family reunions, & other week-long type bookings like those. But much like all of Mexico’s tourism has suffered at the hands of swine flu & narco concerns, so has business at the hacienda. They welcome guests for any length of time you are able to escape, but I would say you’d have the best luck making a weekend-only booking for a couple or small group within a 2-months-in-advance window (since most weddings would be booked prior to then). In that scenario, I would expect to pay something in the neighborhood of $185/person/nite, which is inclusive of all meals, a welcome margarita/guacamole, the activities I mentioned earlier, and a chocolate on your bed each night. 😉

Mmmm..chocolate teddy bears....

Mmmm..chocolate teddy bears....

 

Here I am with Amanda, brave friend who joined us on the trip despite barely knowing a soul! Check her out at http://culturvista.wordpress.com. (Photo courtesy Adam B.)

Here I am with Amanda, brave friend who joined us on the trip despite barely knowing a soul! Check her out at http://culturvista.wordpress.com. (Photo courtesy Adam B.)

I would say the ideal scenario is getting at least 10 folks together, at which point you can reserve the hacienda fully for your group & probably negotiate a better rate. For instance, we brought 15 folks in total & paid $125/pp/nite pre-tax (but they have capacity for up to 35 w/extra beds, etc.). Obviously all of this will vary by season/circumstances/etc., so I would encourage you to email Kelley directly for a quote. One bonus about the layout/size of the hacienda is that it’s very easy to find your own space/not all be on top of each other, so you don’t have to worry much about whether your group is all BFFs or whether you might get maxed out on interacting with Crazy Uncle Dave. Despite us being there with a total of 15 people, we often came out of our room & didn’t see/hear anyone else.

 

A view of the hacienda from across the lake/up a hill during our horsey ride. What narcotrafficante could possibly be bothered to drag weapons over such uneven terrain?

A view of the hacienda from across the river/up a hill during our horsey ride. What narcotrafficante could possibly be bothered to drag weapons over such uneven terrain?

I want to add a few final comments to address any safety concerns that potential visitors may have coming from the US, where the news regularly paints Mexico in an “unflattering” light at best. I can’t think of many places less at risk from narco violence than this random hacienda in the middle of nowhere, Mexico. The countryside is beautiful, with mountains, rivers, plus a huge variety of cacti (cactuses?) and other scrubby plants that don’t make the land conducive to drug traffickers easily scampering around. Also, the nearby gringo-filled community of San Miguel de Allende should serve as further evidence, with large numbers of Americans living calmly without the threat of drug violence.

Like I said, who can guarantee this kind of excitement at Señor Frogs? Note Amanda in the background tying to pretend she doesn't see what's happening.

Like I said, who can guarantee this kind of excitement at Señor Frogs? Note Amanda in the background trying to pretend she doesn't see what's happening.

So maybe this year, consider an alternative to your annual trip Señor Frog’s bar on the beach & your stay in a 20-floor high-rise hotel with 4,000 other foreigners. I promise that a hacienda can have dance parties that are *almost* as wild as what you will find at those beach bars. Feel free to peruse a few more pics below to help seal the deal on your impending trip to Hacienda Las Trancas. Tell them Emily & Julie sent you, and we look forward to hearing how many cactuses you bought. :)

We took a self-guided tour of the hacienda roof, and captured this lovely shot of the sun streaming down with the mountains in the background.

We took a self-guided tour of the hacienda roof, and captured this lovely shot of the sun streaming down with the mountains in the background.

Here's a shot of the Rosa bedroom; the wrought-iron railing leads down to another secret bathroom

Here's a shot of the Rosa bedroom; the wrought-iron railing leads down to another secret bathroom

This lamp was one of the many pieces of furniture I wanted to steal from Las Trancas. Must find special multi-pronged star light hanger dealie & purchase ASAP.

This lamp was one of the many pieces of furniture I wanted to steal from Las Trancas. Must find special multi-pronged star light hanger dealie & purchase ASAP.

Still life, swing and carriage in the open courtyard. Tell me this doesn't reek of "wedding photo backdrop"??? ;)

Still life, swing and carriage in the open courtyard. Tell me this doesn't reek of "wedding photo backdrop"??? ;)

The Sala bedroom was another one of my favorites, with the elegant (and functional!) mosquito netting & gorgeous arched ceiling

The Sala bedroom was another one of my favorites, with the elegant (and functional!) mosquito netting & gorgeous arched ceiling

The other end of the Sala bedroom contained this amazing stained glass window.

The other end of the Sala bedroom contained this amazing stained glass window.

I loved this huge blue/white Talavera sink also found in the Sala bedroom.

I loved this huge blue/white Talavera sink also found in the Sala bedroom.

Speaking of Talavera, here are some of the many types you can buy en route to the hacienda!

Speaking of Talavera, here are some of the many types you can buy en route to the hacienda!

One of the suites is named Capilla (chapel), and is where they hold some of the smaller wedding ceremonies. I thought the room was gorgeous; others were weirded out by the idea of having an altar near-ish their bed...

One of the suites is named Capilla (chapel), and is where they hold some of the smaller wedding ceremonies. I thought the room was gorgeous; others were weirded out by the idea of having an altar near-ish their bed...

I belive this flower is called "Bird of Paradise", or in more advanced circles, "Strelitzia"

I belive this flower is called "Bird of Paradise", or in more advanced circles, "Strelitzia"

I had hot plans for going to the impressively-equipped gym, but all I managed to do was take a photo of it instead...

I had hot plans for going to the impressively-equipped gym, but all I managed to do was take a photo of it instead...

Here's where all the good stuff happens-- the kitchen-- under the careful supervision of Yolanda, Amada, Marta, and Concha. Many pots hard at work heating up tasty goodness.

Here's where all the good stuff happens-- the kitchen-- under the careful supervision of Yolanda, Amada, Marta, and Concha. Many pots hard at work heating up tasty goodness.

I was excited about sighting some random pigs hanging out just outside the hacienda grounds. Rest assured that we carefully examined them for signs of the flu; they have a clean bill of health.

I was excited about sighting some random pigs hanging out just outside the hacienda grounds. Rest assured that we carefully examined them for signs of the flu; they have a clean bill of health.

Me trying to be artsy with wrought-iron hearts.

Me trying to be artsy with wrought-iron hearts.

Emily & I savor our final minutes at Las Trancas, maintaining our pearly-white skin color

Emily & I savor our final minutes at Las Trancas, maintaining our pearly-white skin color

I may have descended from statues

Since I am too lazy tonight to summarize our full San Miguel de Allende & Guanajuato trip AND because I feel we have moved beyond the need for regular swine flu updates, I will instead share with you one of the more horrifying pictures we took during our weekend away.

Please find below a photo taken in the courtyard of the hotel we stayed at in San Miguel de Allende, Hotel Mansion Virreyes. (For those interested in hotel recommendations, this one fell into the “it’s ok” category, with reasonably clean rooms, better-than-average beds, decent brekkie, great location, parking included but slightly stuffy rooms and below-average bathrooms. At the risk of sharing too many details with my readers, let’s just suffice it to say that when you are eating & traveling in Mexico, it’s worth paying a few extra pesos to get a bathroom that has a vent fan.)

Anyway, I am hoping that perhaps it is just the color settings on my computer screen (???), but I am pretty sure that I actually have LESS skin color than any of my three statue friends. I mean, God knows I’ve never been mistaken for “tan” or even “not resembling a sheet of printer paper”, but I think this picture strikes a new low in my personal history of “Documented Incidences Where Julie Resembles Casper the Friendly Ghost”.

Seriously, is this a lighting issue, or is my arm seriously that white? I am leaning towards the latter. Needless to say, I have learned never to take photos again with stone statues that try to show me up.

Seriously, is this a lighting issue, or is my arm seriously that white? I am leaning towards the latter. Needless to say, I have learned never to take photos again with stone statues that try to show me up.

Possibly a long-lost sibling of mine?

Possibly a long-lost sibling of mine?

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